Sam, Sam the Onion Man?

What's more fun than my little neighbor kid wearing my best bud's wayfarers? I'm not sure, but it must have something to do with a fully-dressed turkey. This kid can't read or write yet, but can easily navigate himself around YouTube while watching Radiohead and Feist videos. If we all started out with those influences at the age of 4, I'm sure we'd be on to something good.